Lyrics

The Counrty Dark - Hypnic Jerk

1. Demon in Bambi Lee

Well cold­cold summer and cold-cold sweat
She's a wet nightmare she knocks me dead
Running thru the woods thru the boggy mires
Sinking down below st. elmo's fires

Well, I saw demon in Bambi Lee
She was standing coolly naked just
waiting for me

Well, I saw demon in Bambi Lee
Better stay outta kitchen if you
can't stand the heat

Well, turn on the pizza fan
hide in the bushes, put yer head in the sand
But it's no use you gotta face the facts
You don't know jack shit well, do you jack?

I saw demon in Bambi Lee
She was standing coolly naked just
waiting for me

Well, I saw demon in Bambi Lee
Better stay outta kitchen if you
can't stand the heat

Well, hangman's noose swinging loose
With she devil you can't make no truce
Hot blood steaming, running down my chest
Suck the black milk from devil's breasts

I saw demon in Bambi Lee
She was standing coolly naked just
waiting for me

Well, I saw demon in Bambi Lee
Better stay outta kitchen if you
can't stand the heat

2. Burnt Engine Oil

Well, doctor gave me receipt for stronger drugs
Said dontcha worry son this is good stuff
One bottle in the morning, one bottle in the noon
Two bottles in the night time, you'll be good as new

It was burnt engine oil
Drinkin' sacramental oils of oil
It was burnt engine oil
Drinkin' juicy oil from the sacred soil

Sister said bro you like kinda bad
Your balls turn blue and you act like mad
I said no­no mama, I feel just fine
Gonna live hundred years before I die

It was burnt engine oil
Drinkin' sacramental oils of oil
It was burnt engine oil
Drinkin' juicy oil from the sacred soil

-(soolo)-

My head started spinning like a ferris wheel
Crazy doc said, son you start to heal
One bottle in the morning, one bottle in the noon
Two bottles in the night time, 'till you turn blue

It was burnt engine oil
Drinkin' sacramental oils of oil
It was burnt engine oil
Drinkin' juicy oil from the sacred soil (2X)

Drinkin' juicy oil from the sacred soil (4X)

3. Mummified Head

Sweet sister what lies in the mist,
under burden of shameful desire
Disgusting lust, sex-soaked panties,
preacher screaming about hellfire<

Then I see
A sudden move
In the corner
Of my reptile eyes

Long lost friend a-voodoo mambo,
listen to the beat of the drums
Houngan sticks the needle in the doll,
listen how the night wind moans

Then I slither
Thru’ the slimy hole
Into the garden
Of the cannibal queen

I found out you’re dead
I found your mummified head
Well, under my bed
Your mummified, mummified head

I found out you’re dead
I found your mummified head
Well, under my bed
Your mummified, mummified head

I walk on the street like in a dream
I stop & listen I can hear a scream
I can’t see my reflection and my fangs are red
I need your mummified, mummified, mummified head

4. Skank Ass

Skank ass ho’ bag
Gonna make her a-little move
Looking me like a bullfrog
Like a eyeball in the stew
Gotta greasy fat lips
And a-small beady eyes
She ain’t no goddamned beauty queen
She ain’t no pretty sight

Hello there now stranger
Well how, how do you do?
Wontcha buy me a drink of vodka?
Wontcha buy me a drink or two?
Said don’t have any money lady
Said don’t have any dough
Dontcha treat me like a fool boy
Let it roll, let it roll, let it roll

Maybe baby bang my head on the wall
Maybe baby I don’t know
Eva Braun is back in town
Better drink up, better go home

Skank ass ho’ bag
Can’t take no hint
Pushin’ herself a-closer, man
I can smell how she stinks
Puts her hand on my leg
And gives me the goddamn eye
She ain’t no goddamned beauty queen
She ain’t no dream date of mine

Maybe baby bang my head on the wall
Maybe baby I don’t know
Eva Braun is back in town
Better drink up, better go home

5. Useless (like tits on a boar)

I met her in Anzione
She was hidin’ in the muddy foxhole
I looked into her demon eyes
Dontcha know, dontcha realize
A-baby, baby, baby put me on my knees
Rubbed my face with the blue, blue cheese
Put the goddamned hex on me
Hey lil’ boy get real, get real

Useless Like a-tits on a boar
Useless Like a-tits on a boar
Useless Like a-tits on a boar
Useless Like a-tits on a boar

Black-clad mama she drove mad
Leather baby, I could be her dad
Lookin’, lookin’, lookin’, lookin’ around
True love gone baby, true love found
A-shakin’, shakin’ shakin’ just like a leaf
A-shakin’, shakin’ do we got some beef?
Go Molly round the cattle up
C’mon baby, baby show me that stuff

Useless...

(repeat 1st verse & chorus)

More, more, more!!
Help me, help me!!

6. Green & Drippin’

Well, I saw her falling’
From the 7th floor
Flying thru’ the air
Until she flew no more
I tried to help that lady
My efforts were in vain
Many years of therapy
And dang! she went insane

I Give you green & drippin’
Green & drippin’ rot
Crack, snapping, broken bones
Putrid flesh and blood

Her brains on the sidewalk
Her eyeballs on the street
Big pools of brownish blood
Piles of mangled meat
On her pretty finger
A shiny silver ring
Oh whatta goddamn cryin’ shame
Tell me about that thing

I Give you green & drippin’
Green & drippin’ rot
Humpty, dumpty, broken bones
Oozing decay and blood

-(repeat 1st verse...)-

6x Green & drippin

7. Take me from this Garden Of Evil

Lyrics by J. Wages

8. Fucked Up (In So Many Ways)

We were using psychedelics on St. Swithun’s day
I was listening to Mr. Feathers when my mind blew away
Little baby spiders came out of the UFO’s
I think I need another healthy dose

Cuz I’m fucked up in so many ways
Baby, I’m fucked up in so many ways

We were tripping out some week or maybe two
When I came back I accidently met you
You were psychotic you were messin’ around
You grabbed my shotgun & said don’t make a sound

Well, baby you are fucked up in so many ways
Honey, you are fucked up in so many ways

Well, some kinda flashback hit me, it hit me hard
Felt like my poor brains were torn apart
Now I use your nipples for dials on my tv set
And I keep your mummified head under my bed

Cuz I’m fucked up in so many ways
Oh baby, I’m fucked up in so many ways
Oh honey, I’m fucked up in so many ways
Fucked up in so many ways

9. Two Dicks In One Hole

Two policemen came snoopin’ around
Crime detectives try to get me down
I was in a real bad spot
Listen baby, I shit ye not

Two dicks in one hole
Make poor critters hair curl

I pulled out my fourty-four
One feller try to run outta door
I shot him in the back of his neck
Another cop shot me in the leg

Two dicks in one hole
Make poor critters hair curl

Yours truly fell on the floor
I started blastin’ with my fourty-four
Bullets went thru’ the coppers chest
I dug a hole in peace may they rest

Two dicks in one hole
Make poor critters hair curl

Yours truly fell on the floor
I started blastin’ with my fourty-four
Bullets went thru’ the policeman’s chest
I dug a hole in peace may they rest

Two dicks in one hole
Make poor critters hair curl

10. Farmer John

Lyrics by Terry-Harris